// the operating system for online operators
Stop guessing.Start operating.
Cellcath is the complete ecosystem for course creators, coaches, and operators running paid offers — it finds the exact reason your funnel isn't converting, then hands you every tool to fix it and scale it. One system. One login. One brain.
// operators inside, from platforms like
// the blind spot
You have traffic.
You have an offer.
So why isn't it converting?
Every course creator and coach knows this night: ads running, checkout live, and a dashboard that tells you what happened but never why. So you do what everyone does — you guess.
"Maybe it's the headline."
You rewrite it at 11pm. Conversion moves 0.2%. Was that the headline, or Tuesday? You'll never know.
"Maybe the price is too high."
You discount 30%. Now you're making less per sale and the real leak — three layers upstream — is still open.
"Maybe I just need more traffic."
So you double the ad spend and pour twice as much water into the same cracked bucket.
Guessing isn't free. You're already paying for it.
The average course creator burns at least three times the price of Cellcath in wasted ad spend — every single month — buying clicks a leaky funnel can't convert. That's $141+ torched to avoid a $47 fix.
// the diagnosis
Nine layers.
One leak. Found.
Cellcath runs your funnel through a 9-layer diagnostic — hook, promise, story, mechanism, proof, offer, price framing, risk, close — and pinpoints the exact layer bleeding revenue. Then it tells you what to fix first. Watch it work:
Visitors reach your checkout. They just can't say what they're buying.
68% of the people who watched the video bail at checkout — because the checkout page doesn't repeat the promise the video just made. The fix: put what they get, when they get it, and the guarantee right above the buy button.
"That checkout page is quietly costing you four figures a month. Fix it before you spend another dollar on ads." — Cath
// receipts
"Within 18 hours I had my first sale with the order bump CellCath told me to make. CellCath works."
// the ecosystem
Not another tool.
The whole operation.
Point-solutions don't talk to each other — your heatmap doesn't know your ad spend, your A/B test doesn't know your offer. In Cellcath, every tool feeds the same brain. The diagnosis knows your tracking. The planner knows your diagnosis. Cath knows all of it.
Diagnose before you touch anything
The 9-layer scan tells you exactly which layer leaks and what to fix first — so you stop repainting rooms while the pipe bursts.
Track what your visitors actually do
Heatmaps, session replays, VSL drop-off curves — and who's back for their 4th visit without buying. Those are your warm leads.
Fix it, test it, prove it
A/B testing wired to the same data, so "it worked" is a number, not a feeling.
Then ask Cath anything
An AI coach that knows your offer, your funnel, and your numbers — and acts on voice command. "Cath, why did Tuesday dip?" gets a real answer.
// sound familiar?
Name the pain.
It's already handled.
If you've said any of these out loud at your desk, you're exactly the operator this was built for. Every pain on the left has a tool on the right — already wired in, already talking to your data.
// the arsenal
17 tools. One login.
Zero duct tape.
Every one of these is live in your HQ the moment you sign up — and every one of them is wired to the same diagnostic brain. These are the actual screens:
// the math
Fire the stack.
This is the stack you're paying for right now — or the one you keep telling yourself you'll get to. Nine subscriptions, zero shared data. Cellcath replaces every card on this wall.
// the operator behind it
Built by someone who's
seen inside 1,000 funnels.
I've spent ten years as a media buyer and coach inside some of the largest content creator and education platforms on the market — low-ticket courses, high-ticket coaching, subscriptions, all of it. Six and seven figures, over and over.
And the pattern never changes: talented operators with real traffic and a real offer, flying completely blind. They don't lack effort. They lack the instrument panel — so they guess, and guessing bleeds ad spend.
So I went all-in on AI and built the instrument panel myself — in about a month. Every diagnostic layer in Cellcath is pattern recognition from a decade of funnels I fixed by hand. This isn't theory. It's the tool I always wished existed.
— Mark Cloutier
// straight answers
Questions operators
actually ask.
What do I actually get for $47/mo?+
All 17 tools and Cath, from day one. No tiers, no gated features, no "contact sales." The 9-layer diagnostic, funnel tracking, VSL analytics, A/B testing, campaign planning, workspaces — everything on this page is included.
Will it work for my kind of offer?+
It was built for course creators, coaches, and operators running paid offers — courses, coaching programs, subscriptions, digital products, low-ticket to high-ticket. If you have traffic and an offer, the 9-layer scan has something to find.
Do I have to rebuild my funnel to use it?+
No. Cellcath points at the funnel you already run — it diagnoses what exists today, shows you the leak, and the tools slot in as you fix and scale. Nothing gets ripped out.
Why is it $47 when the stack it replaces costs $776?+
Because one system sharing one brain costs less to run than nine disconnected subscriptions - and founding pricing is deliberate: early operators lock $47/mo for life while the price climbs for everyone who waits.
Can I cancel anytime?+
Yes. No contracts, cancel whenever you want. And as long as you stay a member, your founding rate never rises.
Your funnel already knows
what's wrong. Ask it.
Founding pricing is exactly what it sounds like: get in now, and $47/mo is your price for as long as you're a member — while it climbs for everyone after you.
// founding price · cancel anytime · your rate never rises