⚡ Founding member pricing: $47/mo locked for life. ⚡ Founding member pricing: $47/mo locked for life. Going up when we exit beta.
The only AI that tells you exactly why
your funnel isn't converting — and coaches you through fixing it.
Stop guessing which layer is broken. Cellcath scans your full funnel — ads, page, offer, checkout — and Cath walks you through every fix, one at a time.
9 layers. Real data. One dashboard.
Every leak in your funnel — surfaced, ranked by revenue impact, and handed back to you with the rewrites already written.
Summer Campaign — Offer OneLiveMy sales page wasn't converting. I ran my funnel through CellCath, spent the day making the changes it suggested, and immediately had more people going from my sales page to checkout. Within 18 hours I had my first sale with the order bump CellCath directed me to make. That bump brought my sale from $97 to $124. Cellcath works!
Alana Bouley
Active Life Academy
18 hrs
to first sale
$97→$124
AOV lift
Meet Cath —
your paid-traffic coach.
Cath isn't an AI that flags problems and walks away. He's a coach — trained on 2+ years of weekly calls with paid traffic operators running $10K–$500K/mo. He reads your funnel like a seasoned media buyer, identifies what's actually broken across all 9 layers, prioritizes the fixes by what's costing you the most revenue, and walks you through implementing each one. No fluff. No 5-option dumps. Just the next move.
Try the free diagnostic →No account needed · 60-second scan · Base diagnostic — free
Free · No account needed · One diagnostic per day
The free scan gives you a score.
The suite gives you the playbook.
The 9 layers are organized into three diagnostic engines. Each one owns its territory. The Cockpit ties them together so you stop fixing the wrong thing and start fixing what actually moves revenue.
Diagnose every leak.
Fix the right one first.
Covers layers 2–5 and 9 of the 9-layer diagnostic: landing page, trust signals, checkout, upsells, and priority order.
Paste your sales page and checkout URL. Get 9 conversion layers scored, every leak diagnosed, and a priority fix list with revenue-critical issues at the top.
Funnel Health Score
4 fixes · 2 critical · ranked by revenue impact
“Fix the CTA test first — projected +12% checkout rate.”
Know if your ad dies
on the hook or the offer.
Covers layer 1 of the 9-layer diagnostic: ad performance and creative-market fit.
Drop your ad in. Get hook strength, visual impact, CTA clarity, and offer-market fit scored — plus the rewrite. Know what's bleeding your ROAS before you scale spend.
Hook is working. CTA is bleeding your ROAS. Fix before scaling.
“CTA clarity is your bottleneck — rewrite before scaling spend.”
Pressure-test your offer
before you spend another dollar.
Covers layers 6–8 of the 9-layer diagnostic: offer clarity, offer economics, and validity signals.
Cellcath stress-tests your price, promise, and positioning against the live market. Deep research included — get the angle, the rewrite, and a full revenue expansion plan with order bumps, upsells, and ascension ladders built around your offer.
“Stop selling the program. Sell the 12-lb drop in 8 weeks your customers are actually searching for.”
Full suite + Cockpit + unlimited diagnostics. $47/mo locked for life.
30-day money-back guarantee. No contracts. Cancel anytime.
It's not a tool you run once.
It's a diagnostic platform that knows your offer — tells you the moment something breaks, and gives you the exact fix.
Cellcath syncs with your Meta account daily, watches every metric across your funnel, and re-runs the diagnostic the moment something shifts. CTR drops 20%? You'll know within 24 hours — with the fix already drafted in your dashboard and Cath telling you exactly what to do next.
- Daily Meta sync. Pulls spend, CTR, CPM, ROAS, pixel events, and funnel metrics every 24 hours. No manual data entry.
- Auto re-diagnosis. Metrics move, Cellcath re-runs the 9-layer scan and updates your verdict in real time.
- Smart alerts. Get notified the moment your CTR drops, ROAS slips, or a funnel layer breaks — with the fix already drafted.
Daily sync complete
2h ago
Live metrics
General-purpose tools don't know your offer. ChatGPT can't see your Meta data. Cellcath does both — every day.
Every other tool
“Optimize your funnel. Test your headlines. Improve your offer.”
Cellcath Detected:
“Your top-of-funnel ads hit creative fatigue Tuesday. Cold CTR dropped 31%. Swap in your next creative batch today and relaunch cold traffic Thursday.”
That's the difference between advice and a diagnostic.
Connect. Diagnose. Fix.
From signup to a prioritized fix list in under 5 minutes. No setup calls. No onboarding fee.
Connect Meta Ads in 30 seconds. Cellcath pulls your live ad data automatically — CTR, spend, and creative performance — no spreadsheets, no manual entry.
Cellcath scans all 9 layers — ads, landing page, trust signals, checkout, offer clarity, offer economics, upsells, validity, and priority order. Every leak surfaces, ranked by what's costing you the most money first.
Cellcath delivers five copy-paste rewrites per fix — headlines, CTAs, hooks, urgency, offer clarity — grounded in your specific offer and backed by real diagnostic frameworks, not recycled best-practice templates.
30-day money-back guarantee · cancel anytime · $47/mo locked for life
Not All AI Is Created Equal
Operators don't need another AI. They need a diagnostic platform built for funnels. ChatGPT can rewrite a headline. It can't see your checkout drop-off, your offer-market gap, or what you actually need to fix tomorrow.
30-day money-back guarantee · cancel anytime
10 years inside real businesses. 1,000+ funnels diagnosed.
This is the tool I always wished existed.
“I've spent the last decade running funnels and diagnosing what's broken for top operators and some of the largest online education platforms in the industry. I've sat across from over a thousand operators on diagnostic calls — same patterns, same leaks, same fixes. Cellcath is that experience operationalized. It's not theory. It's pattern recognition from real money on the line.”
Scanning funnel copy and page structure...
Your current headline:
“Stop Guessing. Start Training With A Plan.”
Why it's hurting you: No result, no timeframe, no ICP — it describes an activity, not a transformation. Visitors can't see themselves in it.
Try one of these:
It doesn't just diagnose.
It writes the fix.
Paste your offer once. Every response Cellcath gives is grounded in your specific ICP, price point, funnel type, and biggest objection — not recycled best practices.
- Headline rewrites — Grounded in your offer promise, not generic hooks
- CTA scoring & rewrites — Tells you why it's weak and gives you 3 better versions
- Ad hook variations — Meta-ready hooks built around your cold audience
- Trust signal copy — Guarantee language, objection handling, risk reversal
- Above-fold copy — Full hero section rewrites matched to your conversion goal
- Offer positioning angles — New ways to frame the same offer for different ICPs
No account needed · free base diagnostic · 60 seconds
30 days from now, you're either
still guessing — or you know.
The people scaling right now aren't smarter or better funded. They just stopped guessing which layer was broken.
Same ROAS. Same drop-off rate you can't explain. You've changed the creative three times. You hired someone to look at the ads. Nothing moved.
Because the problem was never the ads.
Cellcath flags the layer that's actually leaking — often checkout, trust signals, or offer clarity, not the creative you've been blaming. You fix the right thing once instead of testing into the dark for another month.
The score climbs as the fixes ship.
The difference isn't budget or effort. It's knowing which layer of your funnel is the actual bottleneck.
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The diagnosis is just the start.
Run a diagnostic once. Use Cellcath every day to fix, ship, track, and scale what's working.
Software built around your offer.
Score your CTAs, rewrite your headlines, generate ad hooks, and fix conversion leaks — built around your offer, your ICP, and your numbers.
- Score any CTA, headline, or hook instantly
- Rewrites grounded in your offer context
- No generic advice — knows what you sell
Diagnosis:
Your headline describes an activity, not an outcome. Visitors can't see the result they're buying — so they scroll past.
Rewrite:
Catches what you'd miss.
Cellcath watches your numbers and fires alerts when something changes — before it becomes a problem.
- ROAS drop detected before you notice
- Checkout friction spike flagged automatically
- Weekly health score summary in your inbox
Watch your score climb.
Re-run your diagnostic after every fix. See what moved, what didn't, and what to tackle next.
- Before/after score on every fix
- Layer-by-layer improvement timeline
- Know when a fix is actually working
Run a diagnostic once. Use Cellcath every day.
The diagnostic is just the beginning. Cellcath is the operating system you reach for when something's not working — or when something's working and you want to make it work harder.
How Cellcath finds what's broken.
A 9-layer diagnostic that pulls in your real data, runs it against real-funnel benchmarks, and tells you exactly where the money is leaking.
Data Sources
9-Layer Analysis
Cross-referenced against 10 years of live-traffic benchmarks
What You Get
Updates after every diagnosis
Priority-ordered fixes
Your single highest-priority action
It's not “AI suggestions.” It's a real diagnostic engine.
This isn't an AI wrapper that spits out “try a bolder headline.” The benchmarks, the layer weighting, the priority order — all of it comes from 10 years of running paid traffic on real businesses with real money on the line.
A curated room of high-level operators. Serious about scaling. Done with theory.
Not a Facebook group. Not a Discord full of lurkers. A closed room where operators running real campaigns share what's actually working — and hold each other accountable to results.
Monthly Live Diagnostics
Live breakdowns of real funnels — yours or a peer's. Every session surfaces patterns you can apply the same week.
Operator-Level Peer Review
Drop your funnel and get feedback from operators running real campaigns at meaningful spend — not spectators with opinions.
Tools, Resources & Expert Insights
Curated playbooks, frameworks, and what's working right now in paid traffic — beyond what's inside the dashboard.
Included with every Cellcath subscription.
Everything you need to stop losing money
on a funnel you don't understand.
You're about to spend another $3k testing creatives on a funnel that might not have a creative problem. $47/mo tells you where the leak actually is — before you spend it.
Locked in for life if you join before launch ends.
Unlimited coaching from Cath. Available 24/7. Less than one coaching session.
- Full funnel diagnostic (9 layers)
- Unlimited Cath coaching across all 3 workspaces
- A/B test generator
- Order bump, upsell, and ascension ladder ideation
- Meta + GoHighLevel integration
- Daily diagnostic refresh
- Lifetime price lock
30-day money-back guarantee
$39/mo equivalent · 2 months free
Best value. Locked for life.
Everything in monthly, plus two months free. For operators who already know they're in this for the long haul.
- Full funnel diagnostic (9 layers)
- Unlimited Cath coaching across all 3 workspaces
- A/B test generator
- Order bump, upsell, and ascension ladder ideation
- Meta + GoHighLevel integration
- Daily diagnostic refresh
- Lifetime price lock
30-day money-back guarantee
By this time next month, you could still be guessing — or you could be scaling something that actually works.
The full operating system.
Built layer by layer.
Cellcath is the diagnostic platform operators use today. Here's what your $47/mo locks in as we ship the next layers. Every founding member keeps $47/mo for life — including every feature below. After these layers launch, new member pricing jumps to $147/mo.
Behavioral Intelligence Layer
See exactly where intent collapses.
One snippet installed on your funnel. Heatmaps, scroll depth, rage clicks, form drop-off, session timing — all feeding directly into your AI diagnostic. Stop guessing why visitors leave. Watch it happen.
VSL Retention Analyzer
Know exactly when viewers bail your VSL — and what you said.
Auto-detect every video in your funnel. Per-second drop-off curves overlaid on your transcript. The AI tells you exactly which line caused the leak and writes the rewrite. Built for info-marketers who actually sell with VSLs.
Smart Alerts
Catch problems before they spiral.
Cellcath watches your metrics around the clock. The moment ROAS drops, checkout converts worse, or CTR collapses — you get notified with the fix already written. Stop checking dashboards. Get the alert that matters.
Competitor Ad Library Scanner
Stop reverse-engineering competitor ads manually.
Cellcath analyzes what's working in your niche right now. Hook patterns, headline angles, creative trends — synthesized into ad concepts you can test this week. Built from the Meta Ad Library, sharpened by Mark's framework.
After launch
$0/mo
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Lock in $47/mo today. Forever.
Members who join now keep $47/mo for life — including every feature we ship. When these layers launch, the door closes at this price.
30-day money-back guarantee · cancel anytime
Every reason you might say no —
answered.
Still have questions? Run the free diagnostic — paste a URL and see what Cellcath finds in 60 seconds.
Try the free diagnostic →Stop guessing.
Start diagnosing.
By the end of next month, you'll either still be wondering why the ads aren't working — or you'll have a prioritized fix list and the rewrites to ship them. $47/mo. Locked for life. Cancel anytime.
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